Diddly Squat Farm Shop

Diddly Squat Farm Shop, founded by Jeremy Clarkson in 2020, is located in the Cotswolds and has quickly become a popular destination for both fans of Clarkson and those seeking high-quality, locally sourced products. The farm shop is known for its quirky charm and a wide range of unique products. Here’s a detailed breakdown of what you can find at Diddly Squat Farm Shop:

Fresh Produce and Farm Goods

The Fresh Produce section at Diddly Squat Farm Shop offers a variety of seasonal fruits and vegetables, grown locally and often featured in Clarkson’s TV series. You can find everything from fresh potatoes to honey made by the farm’s bees. The produce is known for its freshness and quality, reflecting the farm-to-table ethos that the shop promotes.

Butchery

The Butchery provides a selection of meats, including beef and lamb, which are sourced from local farms. The meat is praised for its high quality and ethical sourcing practices. Additionally, the shop offers unique items such as Diddly Squat sausages and other specialty meat products.

Bakery

While there isn’t a dedicated bakery on-site, the shop does offer a variety of baked goods made with local ingredients. Customers can find items like freshly baked bread, pastries, and cakes that complement the other farm-fresh products available.

Dairy

The Dairy section includes a selection of local cheeses and dairy products. These are sourced from nearby farms and are known for their rich flavors and high quality. Items like butter and yogurt are also available, made with milk from local dairies.

Deli

The Deli counter at Diddly Squat Farm Shop features an array of cured meats, chutneys, and cheeses. Highlights include the shop’s own chutneys, which have become popular for their unique flavours. The deli offers everything you need to create a delicious charcuterie board or enjoy a quick, savory snack.

Drinks

The Drinks section is particularly noteworthy, featuring a range of alcoholic beverages produced on or sourced from the farm. This includes Hawkstone Lager, a beer named after a local landmark, as well as a selection of gins, vodkas, and whiskeys. The drinks are crafted with local ingredients, including honey from the farm’s bees.

Gifts and Souvenirs

The shop also offers a variety of gifts and souvenirs, many of which carry the distinctive humor and branding associated with Jeremy Clarkson. Items range from clothing and kitchenware to unique farm-related gifts. Popular products include t-shirts, tote bags, and Diddly Squat-themed kitchen accessories.

Café

Adjacent to the farm shop, the Big View Café offers a seasonal menu with dishes made from ingredients sourced directly from the farm and other local suppliers. The café serves breakfast, lunch, and a variety of snacks, with a focus on fresh, locally produced food. The outdoor seating area provides a great view of the surrounding countryside, making it a perfect spot to relax and enjoy a meal.

Visitor Experience

Visiting Diddly Squat Farm Shop is as much about the experience as it is about the products. The shop is open from Wednesday to Sunday, 9:30 am to 4:30 pm, and also on bank holidays. Be prepared for queues, especially on weekends, as the shop has become a popular destination for tourists and fans alike. The farm also allows well-behaved dogs on leads, although they are not permitted inside the shop.

Diddly Squat Farm Shop combines high-quality local products with the unique charm and personality of Jeremy Clarkson, making it a must-visit destination in the Cotswolds.

Diddly Squat Farm Shop Reviews

Jamie M

18:28 13 Sep 24

Long wait to get to anything but if your a fan you won’t care

Barry Sutton

18:11 13 Sep 24

Expensive beer

P Dunne

08:10 13 Sep 24

I wish Jeremy the very best in what is doing for British FarmingI am in my 70ts on a state pension so I am not in that league everything Is so expensive I just went to look in the window at such wealth .

Vicki JezzaBelle

22:31 12 Sep 24

Very busy in the shop with a large queue. The bar & food service was quick. Plenty of seating. Lots of on site parking. It was expensive, but not as much as I was expecting.

Danielle Gray

11:31 12 Sep 24

Kevin Wilkins

02:30 18 Aug 24

Clarkson, you have got to call Newey and go on Redbull TV or Amazon and do a special on the RB17. The world needs your service one last time

Tina Roslyn

20:53 17 Aug 24

We had to go here as my grandson is such a fan. The queue was large even at 9.30 in the morning and we had to park at the overflow carpark. Lovely to see where we watch on TV.

Dagmara Zygmunt

19:41 17 Aug 24

Dorothy Young

05:30 17 Aug 24

We had a trip to The Cotswolds booked, and after watching Clarkson's farm, Didley squat was top of the list to visit. Unfortunately, my husband ended up with a rotator cuff tear, and we had to cancel due to a 5.1/2 hour drive 😢

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04:44 17 Aug 24

Brent

11:28 08 Jul 24

No parking and long line isn't their fault. Awesome to see the farm in real life. The line to the store was too long (we just looked in) but we got 4 burgers and some stuff at the tables.Also talked to a couple locals and apparently everyone loves the economic and other opportunities it brings except a couple of rich dudes from London on the council whos homes in the area are actually part time summer homes.

Leonardo Marques

21:02 16 Jun 24

Amazing experience to visit the farm and experience a few things on the property. A few important points before going:1. If you don’t get early, queue for the shop is massive and will take more than 1 hour.2. There is a small kiosk on the back on the shop where they sell a few top seller items such as hats and the famous candles.3. The time for getting drinks and ice cream is relatively quick so that isnt a worry.In general worth the visit but be aware of the time to get in the shop.

Antoni Maiello

17:19 15 Jun 24

Great to visit the farm shop from Clarkson's farm. The staff were extremely polite and had a lovely atmosphere from the patrons all visiting. Do expect a wait as this is an extremely popular spot, parking lot has limited spaces but there are overflow car parks available. Did not have time to have breakfast from the food shop but everything served looked and smelled delectable.Would definitely recommend a visit here even just to see where the filming is done but expect to spend some money but enjoy it for what it is.

Carian Morris

06:44 09 Jun 24

We visited Friday just gone! Got there early so only queued half an hour while waiting for opening! They were filming s4 this day and we were able to meet and be served by the lovely Lisa! Yes the items are a little expensive but you'd only really go once so why not! The food from baste was lovely we had breakfast rolls and a drink! It was also lovely to see some local craft stalls in the barn so they are including locals too!

Magdalena Konieczna

09:23 02 Jun 24

It was a good experience, queue was massive but was worth it to be there. Logistically nicely sorted, everyone knew what they are doing. Place really packed with folks though,local road literally blocked with the amount of cars going in and out. Shop a bit pricey,same with the eatery bit.The bar would need an upgrade to keep up with the amount of people it has to serve and definitely more seating places needed.There should be more toilets provided also and of a bit better standard.Shame I did not meet Jeremy & co though!

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